Wanna Start a Band?

I've long-dreamed of forming the next great shitpost band. I already have a band name in mind. I don't have any musical experience, but neither did much of Throbbing Gristle and The Legendary Pink Dots when they first started out, so I'd like to think learning as I go is possible...

Here is a list of music I think falls under the shitpost(-ish) umbrella:

Anal Cunt
The Gerogerigegege (BTW I am able to type this name out from memory)
Boredoms (early)
Zoogz Rift
Throbbing Gristle / COUM Transmissions
GG Allin
Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music

If you respect/admire the aritsts above, and are happy with exposing yourself in public, self-mutilating or masturbating in front of an audience, licking your own pee off the floor, etc then perhaps we could work together.

Outside of the shitpost music, here are other artists I find extremely interesting for that opening-up-a-portal-to-a-different-dimension aspect:

Pan Sonic - ESPECIALLY the stuff they did with Keiji Haino
The Legendary Pink Dots (duh...)
Gasp (I have heard this sort of thing described as "grindgaze")