Quests

These are things I would like to get done before taking my dirt nap.

Main Quests

• Get as close as I can to acheiving Tim Smith-consciousness. I'm around 80% convinced that he was what the theosophists call an ascended master.
• Maybe get one toe out of the black iron prison.
• Die with a mostly clean soul. (This may result in dying "before my time", which is something I think about quite a bit...)

Side Quests

• Fix or find a cheatcode for dealing with my extreme dorkiness.
• Learn German.
• Become an above-average powerlifter.
• Learn a mind sport that's really old (right now I'm attempting to learn Go/Baduk on-and-off but I may just give up and switch to Chess because there's more info about it out there).
• Learn to skateboard.
• Find a player two in life. (Not sure if I'll bet the farm on this though)
• Join a motocycle club.
• See The HIRS Collective live.
• Grow a garden that looks enchanting and magical, and that makes you think a fairy might appear at any moment...🧚

Sidier Side Quests:

• Visit the Art Bell Memorial Plaque in Nevada.
• Watch a bullfight (bonus points if it doesn't end well for the matador).
• Become a cult hero.
• Create something that gets a Weird Studies episode devoted to it.
• Be interviewed by Nardwaur.
• Get a home gym and only play music that's super gnarly (Primitive Man, Katharsis, Toadliquor, Upsidedown Cross, God's Hate, etc...)